Davey :verified: boosted
Davey :verified: boosted

Something I've noticed is that I don't get paid as much as I'd like to

One of these is fake

peeling my gender off like a plastic sheet from a screen

*my brain presents me a thought* send this shit back

alergy warning: all my posts were manufactured in a facility that also processes cringe

yeah I'm an egg (infertile and in the grocery store)

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yeah I'm an egg (expiring in a cardboard box)

Davey :verified: boosted

"I've got some 3 load plans with those 3 load hands" :bloblewd:

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measuring hand size in the loads of laundry the quarters it could hold would do

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not sure if the second one sounds dismissive enough; for context i have very small hands

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8:00am this gender whips, A+ no notes

10:00am i would trade this gender for a handful of sweaty quarters

1 trauma processing
2 trauma processing
3 trauma processing
*screams*
let the body keep the score
let the body keep the score
let the body keep the scoooooore

i was today years old when this morning. really makes you think!

hold up bro *whips my dick out, squirts sunscreen onto my hand, applies it to my face* okay lets rock n roll fam

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it would actually be useful and neat to have a packer that was also a tube of sunscreen

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selling tactical multitool packers for every day carry

suggestive 

my goal aesthetic is "monochrome androgyny"

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