Davey :sparkles_nb: :verified: boosted
Davey :sparkles_nb: :verified: boosted

weed, bernie shitpost 

Bernie is my dealer and he always throws in an extra half gram on my eighth, and that's why communism must win

Davey :sparkles_nb: :verified: boosted
Davey :sparkles_nb: :verified: boosted

oh i got pushback too- you gotta admit nutsucks are pretty femmey

Davey :sparkles_nb: :verified: boosted
Davey :sparkles_nb: :verified: boosted

the data miners wanna face me, tell em come and scrape me

storing my sexuality in my password manager

boys to men, ashes to ashes, dust to dust

Davey :sparkles_nb: :verified: boosted
Davey :sparkles_nb: :verified: boosted

real life is like a role playing game, in the sense that people expect me to do things but I keep crashing

Davey :sparkles_nb: :verified: boosted
Davey :sparkles_nb: :verified: boosted

:blobmelt: :blobmelt: :blobmelt: :blobmelt: :blobmelt: :blobmelt:

Davey :sparkles_nb: :verified: boosted

horny levels are 23% and steady

(23%) ■■□□□□□□□□

Davey :sparkles_nb: :verified: boosted
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