real life is like a role playing game, in the sense that people expect me to do things but I keep crashing

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horny levels are 23% and steady

(23%) β– β– β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘

lewd 

beginning to wonder why i can't imagine my sex life totally dick-free

a #mascmonday reminder that Davey loves boys and boy adjacent cutie pies πŸ”₯:chick_headpats:

only posting two of my nipples and saving the rest for marriage

please don't be sad if i reject your follower request :blobcatblush: this is probably gonna be a certain amount of lewd so :blobcatcoffee:

got an interview tomorrow so I'm feelin myself rn

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