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i WILL fill your timeline with miles of inane shit to scroll through and it won't even be FUNNY or ENJOYABLE posts

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doing my best to ensure everyone who hasnt unfollowed me at least has me muted

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updated my kinonion. its got creatures on it now too which is how it always should have been

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for every time i am ignored i get 1 degree more annoying and that is why i am the way that i am

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hello goblin.camp!!
new account new post?

i'm bug, a neurodivergent trans guy with left queer, and lately mostly i just post about ffxiv but when i'm NOT absorbed in a video game i also draw!
that's... about it :'3

my "sona" (started out as an animal crossing insert lol) is a frog-themed monkey boy!

though i do miss when a customer was an asshole while ordering/paying but then after eating would come up and be like "hey im sorry i was a dick earlier, i was really hungry" . it genuinely made my day a lot better when people thought to apologize like that

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i mean in general customers at this job are EXTREMELY tame compared to like any food service position in the entire world and most other retail jobs as well. but that's a VERY low bar so like,

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found a person who when talking about food says "I don't like any kind of bread". could this possibly be the only person like this in the world? did I discover a new type of guy?

another type of customer i dont like is "college student mad at you because you're out of something they need for a project due the next day"
you could've ordered it online if you hadnt waited till the last second! you dont get to be mad at ME for it!

@trashguts it's amazing how people like that think they can talk down to people who they perceive as "not being an expert" while simultaneously not knowing jack shit about what they're talking about

i figured out by "better" he meant "more transparent" (which like. it could've meant Anything)
i suggested acetate (with caveats about it being plastic so not all drawing materials will work on it) transfer paper (if he has the design printed and isnjust trying to copy it) and vellum (not sure that this is actually thinner it's basically the same stuff) and he just repeated "no, my book said there was something like tracing paper but better" AAAHG

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ARRRAAAAGGGHGFEGERRR IT'S FUCKING TRACING PAPER YOU DOLT GET A LIGHT BOX OR SOMETHING

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guy over phone mad that we dont have "tracing paper but better": "okay miss, if you don't know, maybe there's someone more experienced there? maybe he could help me out?" i'll Strangle You Sir

i just realized that thread was entirely replying to the wrong starting toot

i should've been like "hi! i asked my manager and She agreed we don't have anything sorry :)" even tho it wouldve been a lie just to piss him off. shoulda thought of that

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worth noting that even besides how shitty and obvious he was i always pick up the phone with "hello (company name) this is Adam speaking" so like he could've at least shown a little pause with calling me Miss at least like to be polite

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let cricket flip off terrible customers both in person and over the phone 2022

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are the only ways to get a lot of tattoos either be rich or become a tattoo artist myself .. they're rightly expensive but prohibitively so 😭

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