cricket! @trashguts@goblin.camp

you know im not entirely sure that making masto and discord my only online presence was actually a good idea

hey clown. hey jester. you have don e it again
constantly raising the bar for the circus and doing it foolishly
id say im surprised but i know who you are
ive seen up close and personal i know who you are

listen here. i don't like you. i am now
going
to bark at you

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askreddit post "Straight people of Reddit, what have you always wondered about the LGBT Community?"

lol. it's about as expected

levar burton is guest hosting jeopardy rn 🥺

waiting patiently for my husband to wake up because it's really boring when he's asleep

i got to page 130 of reddit tonight! eesh !!

my mastodon app hasnt been good about giving me notifications but luckily i know when my posts get notes because my laptop across the room (which is closed and should be sleeping) bloops at me

anarcho-peepee poopoo
is this anything

i think if you have any sexual thoughts in public you should be put in a jail in the bottom of the ocean. this includes nonsexual thoughts that involve any body part also

doctors are going to have a really hard time but i think society needs this

husband wife, husband life

(points at my icon) them :)

queering my sleep schedule

it worked great for 4 days and i was very excited to actually be falling asleep within an *hour* of laying down!

aaand then tonight it's 8am and im still not tired at all. lol. 😔

i am a man but i do also enjoy being, also, a gender goblin, in addition to being male. as a treat

want draw. what draw

still mad at aldi for not hiring me when i was WAY QUALIFIED for that job and am a GREAT EMPLOYEE. they dont know what they missed out on

sleeping for 12+ hours rules except when i *wake up* with a caffeine headache