cricket thee weevil @trashguts@goblin.camp

i WILL fill your timeline with miles of inane shit to scroll through and it won't even be FUNNY or ENJOYABLE posts

doing my best to ensure everyone who hasnt unfollowed me at least has me muted

updated my kinonion. its got creatures on it now too which is how it always should have been

for every time i am ignored i get 1 degree more annoying and that is why i am the way that i am

though i do miss when a customer was an asshole while ordering/paying but then after eating would come up and be like "hey im sorry i was a dick earlier, i was really hungry" . it genuinely made my day a lot better when people thought to apologize like that

i mean in general customers at this job are EXTREMELY tame compared to like any food service position in the entire world and most other retail jobs as well. but that's a VERY low bar so like,

love to scream

another type of customer i dont like is "college student mad at you because you're out of something they need for a project due the next day"
you could've ordered it online if you hadnt waited till the last second! you dont get to be mad at ME for it!

i figured out by "better" he meant "more transparent" (which like. it could've meant Anything)
i suggested acetate (with caveats about it being plastic so not all drawing materials will work on it) transfer paper (if he has the design printed and isnjust trying to copy it) and vellum (not sure that this is actually thinner it's basically the same stuff) and he just repeated "no, my book said there was something like tracing paper but better" AAAHG

ARRRAAAAGGGHGFEGERRR IT'S FUCKING TRACING PAPER YOU DOLT GET A LIGHT BOX OR SOMETHING

EMBARRASSING

i just realized that thread was entirely replying to the wrong starting toot

i should've been like "hi! i asked my manager and She agreed we don't have anything sorry :)" even tho it wouldve been a lie just to piss him off. shoulda thought of that

aughhryghreeeeerrrr

worth noting that even besides how shitty and obvious he was i always pick up the phone with "hello (company name) this is Adam speaking" so like he could've at least shown a little pause with calling me Miss at least like to be polite

i got so mad i cleaned all the bathrooms extra well

let cricket flip off terrible customers both in person and over the phone 2022

let cricket simply hang up on people 2022

let cricket yell at people on the phone 2022

are the only ways to get a lot of tattoos either be rich or become a tattoo artist myself .. they're rightly expensive but prohibitively so 😭

i want more tattoos 😔