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my names 

WAIT i forgot I already have a girl name I like better. So my names are gonna be Eridan (m)/ Keddem (f)/ Malkosh (nb)/ Buggy!

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tumblr link to a painting of a yellow eyed black cat brushing its teeth 

this has the same energy as my avi and also as me
sickconfidencefires.tumblr.com

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reminder that i'm white so if i ever say or do anything racist call me tf out!!!

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In tue most surprising update of the new year, i have chosen an avi that is NOT the sophie diao fox! :O
(Source: julianwinchester.tumblr.com/po)

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money (-), help needed 

Hey, I'm a disabled queer person who doesn't have a stable source of income. I try to do emoji commissions when I can but I really haven't had the capacity to finish the commissions I have or take more on atm and I'm really running out of money to pay for food and bills. If you could help that would be really appreciated:

paypal.me/mutantstandard
(thank you so much in advance)

the unsleeping city 

oh FUCK i just finished last weeks ep and I'm 😱😨 Nod!!!!!! 😭😭

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Prehistoric lewd 

:bing:​ when was boner invented

:bing:​ what year did Sam Sara invent boner for sex

:bing:​ gross sex invented before or after Flintstones

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re: prehistoric art appreciation thread, feel free to add your faves! 

@umalkosh I think the carved stone balls are really cool. It doesn't seem like there's consensus on why they were made but I bet it would be really relaxing to work on.

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⭐️Cool Rat Facts⭐️

-rats name their babies
-rats are ticklish and younger/baby rats like when you tickle them
-mother rats tickle and sing to their babies
-rats giggle when they are tickled
-you can teach rats to do tricks, and also litter box train them
-humans sense of taste is most identical to a rats
-rats want to hang out with you, they're curious about the world and also they want your attention

and most importantly:

❤️Rats love you❤️

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me: i want to be able to control who has access to pictures of my naked body, so i should limit those pictures to be visible only to followers that i have approved.

also me: why aren't you boosting my nudes so more people see them and praise me?? >:T

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hey uhh sorry about all that. i meant to send you to the friendzone not the fiendzone. still not going to go out with you but i do feel pretty bad.

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see, i'd be more threatened by the 'friend zone', if it wasn't named after a notoriously good thing to have. they should call it 'shit zone' or 'pneumonia zone' instead. just my two cents

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the 'friendzone' is actually a layer of hell where you're forced to watch the tv series 'friends'

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re: prehistoric art appreciation thread, feel free to add your faves! 

@umalkosh this 200,000 year old handaxe was deliberately shaped around a fossil shell. it's one of the earliest art objects known, and predates the arrival of Homo Sapiens to Europe (where it was discovered).

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prehistoric art appreciation thread, feel free to add your faves! 

@umalkosh the only humanoid figure in the entire Lascaux complex is this bird headed guy with a boner

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hey check out what my friend's been working on pixel art for

toss a few coins at ur faves from the 5e monster manual

goblin.bet/

who was it that said we should go back to calling people cats. i like that

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prehistoric art appreciation thread, feel free to add your faves! 

@umalkosh Löwenmensch aka the first fursona (c. 40,000 bce)

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lately the amount of deaf friends, mutuals and people in community reposting retweeting sharing posts asking hearing content creators, friends, families to add captioning to videos is fucking Disheartening

so much Deaf rage, Deaf pain, lack of knowing

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poll for Black people, boost ++ 

Poll meant at Black fedi users (newcomers and elders).

Would you be interested in joining a Black-only Masto instance* where older Fedi users could volunteer to give ✌🏾 trainings✌🏾 about online antiblack behavior, how to detect avoid/defend from them, sharing experiences + more general admin/moderation advice for people who would like to run Black/Indigenous instances?

*The instance would be completely defederated from the whole Fediverse, at least for the first weeks/months of its existence.

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