Team Muck 4eva @umalkosh@goblin.camp
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Name Hoarder (list pending), in the meantime call me Bug/Buggy or Malkosh/Malky
Genderfluid Arospec commie. I'm a white Ashkenazi Jew.
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Monarch/Prince/Princex ✔, King/Quing ~, Queen/Princess ❌ 
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Joined Jan 2020
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HANDY GUIDE TO BUGGY'S PRONOUNS (e/em/er)
if you were talking about someone else, would you say he/she here? then use 'e'
if you would say "he's/she's/they're" then say "e's"
if you were talking fast and would shorten him or them to " 'em " here, just do that, 'em' is the correct pronoun
if something belongs to em, and you would say "his" or "their/theirs" or "her/hers", here use 'er/ers'
feel free to dm with any questions
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btw its ok to fav or reply to my mh posts with a little supportive emoji or something. it helps to know people can see me
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Am I a Reply Guy? A Flowchart (uncaptioned)
mutuals feel free to give constructive criticisms. If anyone wants a tts readable version, dm me and i'll link you the doc. if you like it feel free to repost wherever
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reminder that i'm white so if i ever say or do anything racist call me tf out!!!
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not screen reader friendly
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#bernardo ... we meet again....
what is sauce but a kind of soup you get other food wet with
when the pasta package says "boil for minutes"
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for those of you who don't know, the jewish tradition asserts that the sin of sodom was a culture of selfishness, to the extent of forbidding and punishing acts of generosity
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my favorite kind of jewish content is when cities or states will do shit like make it illegal to feed the homeless and jews will post "this is literally sodomy!"
i already know everything i want to know about jjba through cultural osmosis. i do not want any more
can't believe lizer is trying to get me to put stinky in my pasta. i cant have cheese!!
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wall tamales real
wallmales
tawalles
i was gonna make pasta :T now i can't do anything ://
i was so productive, i washed all the dishes and cleaned the litter box!! but now i'm also supposed to feed myself??? i am out of productivity juice
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im finally much better at being autistic, instead of spending all day pretending not to be and then having a huge meltdown, i instead spend all day making people feel uncomfortable and then sleep like a fucking log, amen
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nonbinary trans people trying to get the hormones they need: yes i have always loved binary gender stereotypes i am a
big binary gender stereotype :)
aaron do you have all the friday posts bookmarked lol
so awesome to wake up from a nap thinking it was saturday and then remember i was just napping and its still friday
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@umalkosh I can't believe nobody has selected "too many nazis" a serious issue over there
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What would finally spell the end of dot social?
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Mutual aid request
I think my car is fucked. It was on its last legs and I was just trying to coax it along til I could get some money from the new job to replace it. Now it's decided that shifting into reverse isn't necessary. I need some breathing room to figure out the logistics of making it through to the point where I can start earning. I'm hoping for $500. Anything helps, especially boosts.
https://www.paypal.me/rwcarlisle
Venmo: @robertwcarlisle
Cashapp: $rwcarlisle
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selfie, eye contact
Breaking News: Local girl discovers gender, plans to use it for nefarious purposes
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does the vaccine give you male autism or female autism? i can't let them get unbalanced or the they/them assembly will revoke my enby card
Mod
Name Hoarder (list pending), in the meantime call me Bug/Buggy or Malkosh/Malky
Genderfluid Arospec commie. I'm a white Ashkenazi Jew.
Gobcamp mod
Monarch/Prince/Princex ✔, King/Quing ~, Queen/Princess ❌ 🐛
Joined Jan 2020
