Earth Wyrm of the Name Hoard @umalkosh@goblin.camp
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- e/em/er ; they/them
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- mutuals can dm for a link
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- @TheHottestPotato@cybre.space , @a_lizard@mastodon.social
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- https://www.google.com/doodles/earth-day-2017
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My names are Eridan, Malkosh, and Bug! Genderfluid Arospec AnCom. I'm a white Ashkenazi Jew.
Gobcamp mod
Monarch/Prince/Princex β, King/Quing ~, Queen/Princess β 
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Joined Jan 2020
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Am I a Reply Guy? A Flowchart (uncaptioned)
mutuals feel free to give constructive criticisms. If anyone wants a tts readable version, dm me and i'll link you the doc. if you like it feel free to repost wherever
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EPIPHANY
the lorax movie did with the onceler what the mcu failed to do with thanos
OPEN YOUR EYES
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New avi by @voorhees based on the painting by julian winchester!! tysm rhys!!!
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reminder that i'm white so if i ever say or do anything racist call me tf out!!!
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not screen reader friendly
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i wish my house had any kind of insulation at all
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you: betting big on metaverse
me: betting big on omegaverse
we are not the same
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for english speakers learning dutch is probably easier if you learn some frisian first, you're just hopping branches on the germanic language tree like that
i know why they call me a busker. do you know?
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honestly that episode of Game Changer changed my fuckin life
mh-, meds
i took my meds to work with me today so i wouldnt forget them. and now i cant find them anywhere. i want to die so much
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Everyone is talking about movies and I'd like to join in but I'm basically this guy
mh-
sudden death (emotional)
goodnight tl
and the ending is the same as disney's aladdin
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this is literally a knockoff infinity gauntlet
"the reality gauntlet" original oc donot steal
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You: power button
Me: power bottom
We Are Not The Same
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*gay knave voice* im a gay knave
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To the joker, drinking water is evil and fucked up
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and dtf stands for Dude, The Fuck??
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new type of guy who thinks wtf stands for Want To Fuck
makes a bunch of funny posts
nothing
makes a post vaguely about wanting my funny posts to get more attention
lots of attention, but only to this post
- Pronouns
- e/em/er ; they/them
- lewd alt
- mutuals can dm for a link
- Date Mates π₯°
- @TheHottestPotato@cybre.space , @a_lizard@mastodon.social
- header and alt icon
- https://www.google.com/doodles/earth-day-2017
Mod
My names are Eridan, Malkosh, and Bug! Genderfluid Arospec AnCom. I'm a white Ashkenazi Jew.
Gobcamp mod
Monarch/Prince/Princex β, King/Quing ~, Queen/Princess β π
Joined Jan 2020
