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tumblr link to a painting of a yellow eyed black cat brushing its teeth 

this has the same energy as my avi and also as me

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reminder that i'm white so if i ever say or do anything racist call me tf out!!!

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In tue most surprising update of the new year, i have chosen an avi that is NOT the sophie diao fox! :O

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who came up with the words don and doff. who said "this totally new word means to put an item of clothing On and this other original word donot steal means to take an item of clothing Off"
i just wanna talk

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never gonna forget how someone told me, in person, with a straight face that billionaires sometimes have trouble affording groceries because all of their money is tied up in stocks or whatever.

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imagine having billions of dollars and with a straight face saying that you're "fighting for higher wages"

you can literally just say "you have higher wages now!" that's something you have the ability to do when you are a wealthy business owner. wowee.

or just. give that money away! see how easy that was!

how does anyone fall for these bullshit lines. god.

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Alexa, dispense my favorite gaseous neurotoxin

dont understand why my epic selfies are getting the cowards ratio

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*taps 🎀* "there are people who seem to get really offended about gender fluidity or non-binary folks- but those are just people who feel like their gender is insecure, you know? and in this day and age it *is* important to keep your gender secure. your gender should contain lowercase letters, uppercase letters, at least one number and one symbol"

as the kids say, "drip check" (i dont know what drip is)
no ec

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I'm not trying to be a bother but things are going south real quick and the amount of money we need may be increasing as we have to pay for a plumber a second time, pay enough to my husband's car loan company that they'll leave him alone, and still figure out how to pay this bill in september
without factoring in those other things, I currently need $1050 for our storage container
i'm sorry this keeps happening, it seems we draw chaos to us wherever we go and i'm still on the hunt for a job

please help us out if you can, we are just 2 queers trying our best

Cashapp: $SCoyote
Venmo: SCoyote

#mutualaid #mutualaidrequest @mutualaid @mutual_aid

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what does it mean that ive had at least 3 dream-within-a-dreams

where did the a in samuel come from. it should be smuel, or at the very least semuel

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gotta say, smuela da roses and smuela de ville are making me fucking cry laughing

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