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my inner monologue while eating a fruit:
this voracious beast can reduce its prey to bones in mere minutes...

@umalkosh I was eating mini peanut butter cups today and I like take the foil off then peel the inner wrapper off just enough to get my teeth in there to rip it out and it makes me feel like an animal

@umalkosh [mid-bite of an unpeeled orange] wait yall arent eating the fruit bones ??

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